Any of you who use WordPress likely received an annual report outlining your year in web traffic and how your readers find you.
…Was anyone else shocked and disturbed by their results?
I wrote recently about a jump in traffic after I posted some innocent entries about finding dirty man panties buried beneath the linens at the Hollywood Hellhouse I was renting in LA, but my annual report paints a much darker picture about you fine people who I share the intimate details of my personal traumas with.
Without further ado, here are some Google search terms for people who end up reading StuckInTheTub.Wordpress.com (notice the emphasis on panty-related searches):
Clearly, I will be increasing my posts on panty subject matter. Ironically, panties have been a recurring theme in my life (along with Canadians, vehicular catastrophes, boundary issues, and bad judgment).
May 2013 bring you all much love, luck, success, and perhaps a stray drawer or two. Whatever floats your boat.